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Hotel Terminology in Humour ! |
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They Say > |
What it
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Old world charm > |
No bath |
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Tropical > |
Rainy |
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Majestic setting > |
A long way from town |
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Options galore > |
Nothing is included in the itinerary |
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Secluded hideaway > |
Impossible to find or get to |
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Pre-registered rooms> |
Already occupied
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Explore on your own > |
Pay for it yourself |
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Knowledgeable trip hosts > |
They've flown in an airplane before |
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No extra fees > |
No extras |
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Nominal fee > |
Outrageous charge |
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Cozy > |
Small |
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All the amenities > |
Two free shower caps |
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Plush > |
Top and bottom sheets |
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Gentle breezes > |
Occasional Gale-force winds |
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Light and airy > |
No air conditioning |
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Picturesque > |
Theme park nearby |
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Open bar > |
Free ice cubes |
Concierge >
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Stand with tourist brochures |
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Continental breakfast > |
Free muffin |
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